I never thought I would see the day where Chuck Hollis would admit that Frankenstorage was a term (a term I believe coined by NetApp to describe the NX4 and EMC VTL).
I never though that I would see Chuck tell customers to not buy Frankenstorage. Good for you Chuck, I thought. Finally calling a shovel a shovel instead of a Lexus.
I thought can it be? Can EMC's VP of Marketing (or Spin?) finally be telling customers something truthful about unified storage? Like how using four different technologies for provisioning and data protection does not unified storage make?
Nope.
It's the damnable v-series. The damnable v-series. That's the piece of technology he hates. A piece of technology he went out of his way to distort facts about. And it's not because of our support of the TMS device, but because you stick a v-series in front of a Symm or a CLARiON and you suddenly need less disk. And that saves money. Not funny money but real dollars and anything he can say or due to blunt that point he will say and do. And if all you're using the Symm for is disk drives, you need less of their software. And that has got to hurt.
Of course the v-series and RAMSAN combo is not a unified storage device. But EMC has yet to ship any device that meets a reasonable definition of such a device. And for Chuck to lecture about any term, after all he coined Real FiberChannel(tm), is darn funny. So unlike the the original Frankenstorage, other than hardware management, all of your day-to-day operations are done consistently in a uniform way. You know using the ONTAP tools. But you've read that rant of mine before.
So I suddenly realized what the issue was: Professional Jealousy. Dr. Frankenstein is pissed off that someone else knows how to put together a device made up of multiple hardware devices and add value to customers.
And not only can we do that, but we can make our systems simpler to manage and adminsister than what the good doctor produced.
Hmm...
